Saturday, October 4, 2008

N#^@&*A

Hey guys, its been a really really long time. Ive been really really busy, and when you're doing your own thing, its always a good sign. Been really tied up and Vishal, sorry again, Am still to come overand give your kids a cool demo, just been crazy busy. Maybe this weekend ?

Parakh makes it to 34 on the 5th and we all wish him a very happy Birthday.Dude you get to see a cake cutting with all your friends looking on. Pretty cool eh ??So what if Manav is cutting the cake ?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE !




A funny thing happened to me last month. We got a call from A very cool mobile phone maker and my partner vivek told me"dude we got to meet these guys at their office" .So I said "Ok, I will call and make an appointment ,who should I speak to?'Vivek says, theres this girl called N#^@SHA". Hmmm.. N#^@SHA....WHATTTT !!!

I suddenly did a double take and asked him again "What !! What name ??"So he said again "N#^@SHA". Damn...Must be a coincidence...

So I took a deep breath and asked ..."Whats her full name ?"

Vivek " N#^@SHA... N#^@SHA Dutta" .

Deep breath...Panic..."Vivek,you're taking my trip right ?"( How would he know :$ )
Vivek "What what what ??"

I suddenly had visions of making a presentation to this N#^@SHA and could not believe
THIS WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENING !!!! How can this be ???
"How will she ever give us a project after all of Rickys gifts We took back from her house ?"
After all that WE ALL went through together....!!!

With trembling fingers I called Vishal and explained my situation to him. With his ever cool drawl he says "Dont know Goth, Its possible...ask ayesha she might know"

Damn....

So I quickly dialled 0014043238146 and after the phone rang for 27 times(It was 2am US time) a sleepy voice answered "eh....helll....ooooo...eh..."

I screamed into the phone, "Ricky you dog, fricking wake up and tell me if N#^@SHA is working at XYZ company!!??"

Ricky "eh...gauti....kidey...mujhe bahut neend aa rahi he...I have to wake up at 6am..."

Me "Ricks, saley bata naaa, I need to know before I fix an appointment to meet this N#^@SHA..."

Ricky "eh...gauti....eh....zzzzz zzzzzzzzz"
"DAMN DAMN AND FRICKING DAMN IT !!"

To cut a long story short we did go to meet this N#^@SHA and I was on pins and needles in their swanky reception till the time we actually met her. Thankfully it was not the same N#^@SHA. On Monday I'm slated to meet a certain Guneeta......
F.kkk wheres Dhanda's phone number .....



10 comments:

Unknown said...

Ha ha...gauti this is funny...esp. the gunita ending is too cool...

Unknown said...

oh I just saw everyone saying Happy Bday in the first snap...where did that appear from...it was not there earlier...

Unknown said...

I have some old B'day cards....from Anuj, Manav, you, bedi , johnson etc....I'll try and scan them....(but they are in India:)....

gautam said...

you'll scan something ?
wow..

Ricky said...

Gauti.....Frickin Hilarious !! Don't fuckin' call me at 2 AM again !!

Ricky said...

Love the attention to detail Gauts !! You got my standard 2000 & the correct color of the RD350 !

Unknown said...

Hi Parakh, Happy B'day man. have a great day n year.
hows new life

Kevski said...

I am a few days late but Happy Birthday Parakh!

How is N***sha? Did I meet her, pictures would make this story more interesting, Gaut get on it!

gautam said...

Saley ajay, N***sha is the girl sitting on the car boot in black !!
And dont go into hibernation since winter is approaching ! Keep writing !

gautam said...

Saley ajay, N***sha is the girl sitting on the car boot in black !!
And dont go into hibernation since winter is approaching ! Keep writing !