Hi Guys,
Ajay says he doesnt remember the Mai Tha mai tha joke and Im not sure if
a lot of you do. So here goes....
Ext Night, 4th June 1992, Nirulas Noida, Gauts Bday.
Long shot of the guys sitting around Hot choc fudges and Ice cream sodas (remember that green one !)
Cut to Ajay,
Ajay " Abey salon, mein ek joke sunata hoon...."
Gang
"haan haan, cool, bata bata !!"
Ajay
"Ek baar ek businessman tha, uska ek beta tha"
Anuj( suddenly awakening from his sundae induced stupor)
"main tha main tha !!" (with much enthu !)
Ajay
"Chup kar motey , us businessman ne socha ki mein apney betey ko apna sara business dikhata hoon"
Anuj
"main tha main tha" (some suicidal streak)
Ajay
"theek he saley, to woh businessman apne betey ko apney factory le gaya aur bola, betey yeh saara factory hamara he. Betey ne ek toota phoota tractor dekha aur bola "papa kya yeh bhi hamara he ?"
Gautam to Anuj
"Abey motey tu hi tha na?"
Ajay
" baap betey se thoda irritate hoke bolta he Haan saley, yeh tractor bhi hamara
he.Fir Baap ne betey ko apne saare farms dikhaye aur bola betey yeh saare farms hamare hein. Bete ne ek half dead gadha dekha aur bola, papa kya yeh gadha bhi hamara he ?"
Baap aur irraiate hoke bola, Haan ch....tye yeh gadha bhi hamara he!!"
Gautam to Anuj (really piling it on)
"saale saand, tu hi tha na ?Bol ? !! "(Anuj starts looking worried at this point)
Ajay
"fir baap ne betey ko apna poultry farm dikhaya aur bola, betey yeh poultry farm bhi hamara he, betey ne ek dead chicken dekha aur bola, Papa kya yeh dead chicken bhi hamara he ? Baap bahut irritate hoke bola, Haan suar, yeh dead chicken bhi hamara he !!"
gautam to Anuj
"Tu hi ho sakta he saley, aur koi itna ch@#*ya nahi ho sakta"
Ajay
"Fir baap ne betey ko apna pork and meat processing plant dikhaya aur bola,
betey yeh hamara pork processing plant he, yahan pe machine me ek taraf se suar dalo to dusre taraf se sausages nikalte he. Bete ne pucha, papa koi aisi machine nahi jisme ek taraf sausages dalo to doosre taraf se suar nikalta he ?
Baap bola - Haan b@#*c..*#@d , teri maa he na...."
Gang
HOo HA HA HA ,heee hee hee heee, hahahaha....
HOo HA HA HA ,heee hee hee heee, hahahaha....
HOo HA HA HA ,heee hee hee heee, hahahaha....
Anuj
"f....kkk, im really screwed now, yeh gauti sala zindagi bhar...."
7 comments:
This is frikin hilarious!
saale gauti...I told you tu zindagi bhar nahi bhule ga aur pechai pada rahe ga! As I mentioned earlier if you do not stop, I will start with your stories....the maths tutions; college railway track; your driving skills; your dog brutus; fair & lovely cream...
- Dong
Dear Gautam Singh,
Can you please help! Even though I have all the time in this (your) world ...I cannot keep up with all the comments at different places...I do want to see all the conversation...but cannot keep going up and down various stories...esp since bedi and Johny seem to have found lost love...you can find their postings all over the place (they shud continue...I am enjoying it).
Could you please organise or suggest something where all the comments are at one place?
yaar anuj, from your problem it comes
across that you are a corporate guy,
since it seems like you are facing an
information organisation problem, and you mention a shortage of time also.
Tum saley corporates.. tsk tsk same fricking problem everywhere.
BUT ! I wil see what I can do.
hello
i said ihave all the time in this world..
Well this is disappointing, the commentsand ribs have died down. Lets get into it again!
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